How to (not) steal an iPhone

I'd like to take this moment to explain why retailers tether electronics when they're on the floor. Please don't be as stupid as this man.

Meanwhile, if you're ballsy enough to really snag on, here's a how-to:

P.S. Stay away for me on the subway.

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